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Hello! I’m a creative director with a marketing and pattern-disruption background. For 10 years, I’ve helped teams turn brands into category leaders, mainly with DTC products and small B2B service providers.
4/11→ Now // Creative Director // Mike Ideas Studios
Guiding remote teams and clients to secure millions in donations, commercial RFPs, sales, and engaged brand loyalists. My work engages direct and agency contracts from pitch to production for brands like AK Building Services, Alora Paints, Avalon Exchange, Arts Plumbing, Avison Young, Bathletix, Beaux Arts, Big Vision, Boca Bike Shop, Fuse Reel, NBA, Push, Rip-It, Rotary Club, Tech Armor, and MLB.
10/15 → 3/22 // Creative Director // Brandhut Agency
Slowly growing into my role as creative director over 7 years, I concepted and delivered product launches, growth plans, and web platforms for leading Amazon vendors. My work has established $1M+ ARR products for brands including Amazon, Buddyphones, Zens, Pop Design, Hot Seat, Fuel Stickers, and Health Direct.
1/15 → 10/15 // Account Executive // Safari Ltd
Leading daily call volumes, I grew over 1,000 B2B accounts by $20k in 8 months totalling $500k/year during a 70% staff reduction. Aligned invoices, quotes, orders, claims, and CRM activities while facilitating a 100,000sqft warehouse revamp.
Adobe Illustrator 9/10
Adobe Photoshop 7/10
Adobe Indesign 7/10
Adobe After Effects 5/10
Adobe Premiere 5/10
Canva 9/10
DaVinci Resolve 4/10
WordPress 9/10
Elementor 9/10
Shopify 10/10
Squarespace 10/10
Wix 10/10
Figma 6/10
HTML/CSS 7/10
Heroku 3/10
Javascript 3/10
Hosting Support 7/10
Zapier 5/10
App Development 5/10
Google Workplace 9/10
Microsoft Word 9/10
Microsoft Excel 6/10
Keynote 8/10
Notion 8/10
Quickbooks 7/10
Turbotax 7/10
Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, LinkedIn 9/10
Social Media Ad Analytics 6/10
Google Analytics 6/10
Mailchimp, ActiveCampaign, Flodesk 5/10
ZenDesk 4/10
Asana 4/10
Basecamp, Trello 9/10
Salesforce 4/10
SugarCRM 6/10
Fiverr 10/10
Upwork 9/10
3DS Max, Blender, Google Sketchup 5/10
Shapeways & Sculpteo 7/10
Midjourney, DALL-E Mini 6/10
Finding common ground with new people 10/10
Totally innovating the previously impossible 10/10
Solving the thing in record time 10/10
1 – Weirdly fast learner
2 – Played around with it
3 – Great foundation
4 – Made some moves
5 – He’s Dangerous
6 – Wait I never knew you could do that
7 – Wow this is pretty epic
8 – Very few things are impossible
9 – Exceptionally gifted
10 – Shamanic wizardry status
7/07 → 8/11 // Bachelor of Science in Marketing // University of Central Florida
2/12 // Certified Facilitator // The Anti-Defamation League
2007 // Graduate // Cardinal Gibbons High School
Volunteer Brand Strategy Consultant // Rotary Club 2022
Marketing Board Member // Mead Botanical Gardens 2022
10 Day Meditation Volunteer // Dhamma Patapa 2013, 2014, 2016
Volunteer and Pro Bono Graphic Designer // IDEAS 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014
Business Fundamentals Instructor // Junior Achievement 2011
City Arts Factory | CBS, NBC, ABC, FOX | Orlando Sentinel Lifehacker | 3D Printing Industry Quartz | Miami New Times | Sun Sentinel
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Creating thousands of assets for hundreds of brands over the years has refined the patented AMBER Irisistible™ eyeballs. Capable of catching the smallest nuances and subtlest imperfections. All while staying focused on the big picture.
Hungry for ideas that disrupt your competitors & solve your industries' biggest problems, these teeth bite into the good stuff. Sharp, durable and ready to chew on your biggest challenges.
Listens closely and clarifies paradoxical briefs for yesterday's deadline. Empathy and comprehension start here. (the ear hair filter the noise)
These soles help customers FEEL something with unshakable consistency. Connected, articulate, and wiggling in all the right places. (click here to see some cool barefoot shoes)
Illustrations, copywriting, and design that freeze scrolling thumbs in their tracks. The kind of stuff that fosters a sense of shared wonder. (kinda like this page)
These digits have been typing, scrolling, tapping, zooming, gaming, ctrl+alt+shifting pixels and dialing crops since they could crawl.
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6.1 x 2.3 x 11.5 inches
154 pounds
587 ratings
4.9 out of 5 stars
#2 in Creative AF People
October 29, 1988
Jorge & Silvia
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I read in the manual that to date Mike Ideas has helped Amazon vendors and local businesses launch over 300 products.
Clients report that this version can work up to 40 hours a week but resolution goes down drastically after 50 hours.
This guy likes to MOVE. Hiking daily, skateboarding for 20 years, he made a fidget phone stand before fidget spinners were even a thing. If you have a project with a deadline, this is the human for the job.
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This version of Mike Ideas is the third upgrade and has multiple interpersonal skill perks added. Version 1 gained trust from 5,400 people to let him blindfold and introduce them. Version 2 worked with a team 20 in B2B toy sales to sell over $500,000 worth of animal figurines. Version 3 has worked in design agencies as a contracted creative director to generate over $6 million in gross revenue.
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