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Michael Diaz: Creative Director


Michael Diaz: Creative Director

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6’1″ • 32″ Waist • 161 Lb • 11.5″ W


Blood, Bones, Muscles, Fat, Organs, Hair….. lots of it.


65% Oxygen, 18% Carbon, 10% Hydrogen, 3% Nitrogen, 1.4% Calcium, 1.1% Phosphorus, -1% Potassium, Sulfer, Sodium, Chlorine, Magnesium, & Trace Elements


English, Spanish (Conversational)


Cuban Toasted Tan


Available for Remote Download

About This Human

Hello! I’m a creative director with a marketing and pattern-disruption background. For 10 years, I’ve helped teams turn brands into category leaders, mainly with DTC products and small B2B service providers.

Tech Specs

4/11→ Now // Creative Director // Mike Ideas Studios


Guiding remote teams and clients to secure millions in donations, commercial RFPs, sales, and engaged brand loyalists.  My work engages direct and agency contracts from pitch to production for brands like AK Building Services, Alora Paints, Avalon Exchange, Arts Plumbing, Avison Young, Bathletix, Beaux Arts, Big Vision, Boca Bike Shop, Fuse Reel, NBA, Push, Rip-It, Rotary Club, Tech Armor, and MLB. 


10/15 → 3/22 // Creative Director // Brandhut Agency


Slowly growing into my role as creative director over 7 years, I concepted and delivered product launches, growth plans, and web platforms for leading Amazon vendors. My work has established $1M+ ARR products for brands including Amazon, Buddyphones, Zens, Pop Design, Hot Seat, Fuel Stickers, and Health Direct. 

1/15 → 10/15 // Account Executive // Safari Ltd


Leading daily call volumes, I grew over 1,000 B2B accounts by $20k in 8 months totalling $500k/year during a 70% staff reduction. Aligned invoices, quotes, orders, claims, and CRM activities while facilitating a 100,000sqft warehouse revamp.

Adobe Illustrator 9/10

Adobe Photoshop 7/10

Adobe Indesign 7/10

Adobe After Effects 5/10

Adobe Premiere 5/10

Canva 9/10

DaVinci Resolve 4/10


WordPress 9/10

Elementor 9/10

Shopify 10/10

Squarespace 10/10

Wix 10/10

Figma 6/10


Heroku 3/10

Javascript 3/10

Hosting Support 7/10

Zapier 5/10

App Development 5/10 

Google Workplace 9/10

Microsoft Word 9/10

Microsoft Excel 6/10

Keynote 8/10

Notion 8/10

Quickbooks 7/10

Turbotax 7/10


Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, LinkedIn 9/10

Social Media Ad Analytics 6/10

Google Analytics 6/10


Mailchimp, ActiveCampaign, Flodesk 5/10

ZenDesk 4/10

Asana 4/10

Basecamp, Trello 9/10

Salesforce 4/10

SugarCRM 6/10

Fiverr 10/10

Upwork 9/10

3DS Max, Blender, Google Sketchup 5/10

Shapeways & Sculpteo 7/10

Midjourney, DALL-E Mini 6/10

Finding common ground with new people 10/10

Totally innovating the previously impossible 10/10

Solving the thing in record time 10/10


1 – Weirdly fast learner
2 – Played around with it
3 – Great foundation
4 – Made some moves
5 – He’s Dangerous
6 – Wait I never knew you could do that
7 – Wow this is pretty epic
8 – Very few things are impossible
9 – Exceptionally gifted
10 – Shamanic wizardry status

7/07 → 8/11 // Bachelor of Science in Marketing // University of Central Florida

2/12 // Certified Facilitator // The Anti-Defamation League 

2007 // Graduate // Cardinal Gibbons High School 

Volunteer Brand Strategy Consultant // Rotary Club 2022 

Marketing Board Member // Mead Botanical Gardens 2022 

10 Day Meditation Volunteer //  Dhamma Patapa 2013, 2014, 2016

Volunteer and Pro Bono Graphic Designer // IDEAS  2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014

Business Fundamentals Instructor // Junior Achievement 2011

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Product Description

A man going extraordinary lengths to describe his design business. 

My brain is OBSESSED with helping people make things better. Over the past 10 years, I’ve gone from blindfolding strangers to being a toy salesman, web developer, graphic designer, product inventor, app developer, substitute teacher and brand advisor for hundreds of companies impacting thousands of people.

At 22, I started making graphics from a pals shed as “Mike Ideas.” I saved up, went to San Fran, got the founders’ bug, meditated for 10 days, invented a phone grip, & started pitching it. Photos of it landed me a gig designing Amazon image galleries with an Ex Belkin VP. We launched over 300 products, sold over 400,000 units, and pulled in over $10,000,000+.

Through my freelancing, agency contracts, and personal projects I’ve guided hundreds of people like you on how to stick out & scale brands. I’ve been in the trenches with shoestring and venture-backed companies and after 10 years, I’ve learned to empower people with transparent collaboration.

Today, I help teams craft & express life-changing brand narratives. I share fun projects on Instagram, and empower shoppers with

I’m an extroverted homebody with a wilderness side. I am 100% my worst critic – but I persist and love my self because I still get goose-bump-level excited about the disruptive ideas.

A 100% Cuban American carpenter at heart, I live in Winter Park, Florida, probably should have been a therapist, am a cat dad to my shorthair Pepito, and prefer backpacking over bag packing.

Oh yeah, about that ’empowering people’ thing again. Reach out, I can find ways to help you move differently.


AMBER Irisistible™ Eyeballs

Creating thousands of assets for hundreds of brands over the years has refined the patented AMBER Irisistible™ eyeballs. Capable of catching the smallest nuances and subtlest imperfections. All while staying focused on the big picture.

Featuring Challenge Chompers™

Hungry for ideas that disrupt your competitors & solve your industries' biggest problems, these teeth bite into the good stuff. Sharp, durable and ready to chew on your biggest challenges.

Now with Huge Lobes™

Listens closely and clarifies paradoxical briefs for yesterday's deadline. Empathy and comprehension start here. (the ear hair filter the noise)

Stable Toes™ Stability

These soles help customers FEEL something with unshakable consistency. Connected, articulate, and wiggling in all the right places. (click here to see some cool barefoot shoes)

Preciscript™ Digits

Illustrations, copywriting, and design that freeze scrolling thumbs in their tracks. The kind of stuff that fosters a sense of shared wonder. (kinda like this page)

Helping Hands™

These digits have been typing, scrolling, tapping, zooming, gaming, ctrl+alt+shifting pixels and dialing crops since they could crawl.

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Product information

Package Dimensions

6.1 x 2.3 x 11.5 inches

Item Weight

154 pounds



Customer Reviews


587 ratings
4.9 out of 5 stars

Best Sellers Rank

#2 in Creative AF People 

Date First Available

October 29, 1988


Jorge & Silvia

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I read in the manual that to date Mike Ideas has helped Amazon vendors and local businesses launch over 300 products. 



Clients report that this version can work up to 40 hours a week but resolution goes down drastically after 50 hours. 



This guy likes to MOVE. Hiking daily, skateboarding for 20 years, he made a fidget phone stand before fidget spinners were even a thing. If you have a project with a deadline, this is the human for the job. 



They are pretty decent.



This version of Mike Ideas is the third upgrade and has multiple interpersonal skill perks added. Version 1 gained trust from 5,400 people to let him blindfold and introduce them. Version 2 worked with a team 20 in B2B toy sales to sell over $500,000 worth of animal figurines. Version 3 has worked in design agencies as a contracted creative director to generate over $6 million in gross revenue.

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